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rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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lacigreen:

thecsph:

dw:

incredible

This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.

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sixpenceee:

That plot twist is remarkable. Here’s the video for this. Here’s the last short horror film through gifs and a link to a creepy short film compilation

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows 

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yarrahs-life:

foreverpruned:

Then // Now

Out of all the spices… yall chose salt and pepper? You making basic bitches or powerpuff girls?

*chokes* can’t.

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queern:

How was I the fastest sperm I can’t even walk up a short flight of stairs without being out of breath

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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